Jouissance toilet

My house was featured in Earthworks. Obviously I’m thrilled, but also a tad apprehensive. While I have a dry toilet in an affluent (medium density) urban environment, I am not suggesting that people at large use this; the practitioners (specifically Richard Holden) seem to agree that flush toilets remain the best default option – from a (rather centralised) waste management perspective. I don’t know how much of that is user psychology, I don’t think we’ve explored the options from the city planning, health, waste management and engineering sides… hence my interest. On the other hand, it’s worth taking a leap and seeing where it goes. So, one step at a time.

Please note: Don’t just bury your shit fresh, when there’s lots of people living around you. Diseases. Worms. Parasites. These things are in shit. Even if you are healthy. And even if you stay healthy there may be people around you who are vulnerable and could become affected from your adventures. It could contaminate groundwater. Think it through a bit, ask questions, let’s figure it out, together. We need several bits of the ecosystem (mostly bacteria and fungi) to work on your shit before it can rejoin the bigger picture.

I have been having some requests for more info, so in the interest of convenience, here’s my default response. Don’t hesitate to get in touch anyway ? (

Oh, and if you’re squeamish and this offends you, get the fuck over yourself. Someone, somewhere has to deal with this on your behalf if you don’t.

The general questions are along the lines of ‘custom or commercial‘?

I have custom: I have a bucket in a wooden box that’s got ergonomic proportions for optimal bowel movement and makes it look nice. Designed from scratch, iteratively based on what I thought about during every squat, and made my builders chuckle, especially at the request to paint it all bright red. Each to their own.

Because I live alone and want to experiment on my shit, I wanted something that can easily be removed, moved and minipulated. The plan is to take the bucket – a 25L plastic bucket with lid works a charm, which I bought for cheap at someplace like Plastics for Africa – once full, covered, outside, where it either stands for a few months to stabilise itself before getting buried under a new tree or gets put in a managed compost heap or gets experimented on.

The plan is also to look at systems that a single fragile woman can empty on her own if government/other services doesn’t empty the thing… I see many toilets that fall in disrepair when the pit is full, because either the local community don’t want to or can’t maintain it, or the government/ the company contracted to empty and maintain the thing didn’t. It’s usually in such a format that you need to be a few people or need equipment or something to maintain it – for reasons of economy of scale, trucks with vacuum pumps or people with spades only want to come occasionally, and if you need to dig a new pit, you’d rather dig a big one less often than a smaller one once a month/few months. But it leaves single women, or the mothers and children who get stuck with the unmet needs, unable to do something about it. That’s my opinion, anyway. I’m coming from a view not of ‘service should be delivered to us’ (it should, but it doesn’t, and ‘should’ doesn’t make things happen), but the apocalypse where it’s everyone for themselves. Or reality, whatever. Or, you know, guesthouses or bush bomas or holiday homes or shacks.

From some visitors, the dignity thing came up, and I was wondering what makes a toilet dignified. Some visitors wanted the white-flush-ceramic-toilet. But I think it may be more nuanced. Good ventilation. No bad smells. Good light. Safe. Being able to go inside your house, at any hour. And cleaning it in a way that doesn’t make you gag.

OK, so you need a toilet, and you’re thinking of a dry one.

The things to consider are:

  • Size of the toilet – who will be using it? How often?
  • Cover material (not a have to have but I like it, and it could clog some systems up)
  • Ventilation (more for flies than for smells, in my experience, but also, ducks eat flies, so there’s that) and then
  • Obviously what to do with the stuff afterwards. This is the place where you need to do most of the thinking, as this will determine if you look forward to your throne or dread it.

While living in the shack I had an EcoSan (, which is advertised to last 8 people a year (I think) before it needs to be emptied. It got clogged a bit with the sawdust I use as cover material, which also absorbs the liquids and most of the smells. I would recommend using any sort of grassy, sand, ash, saw dust (‘low in nutrition’ – high in carbon (if you can), low in nitrogen, low in phosphorous’) sort of thing – plant clippings, because it makes it look loads nicer too. The EcoSan was way too big for someone living alone, and I can’t empty it on my own (well, I can, with a bucket which I use to empty it one bucket at a time as I’m setting out the garden, trees dig it, but hauling the bucket around is a schlep, and this is after having it digest itself, taking up space, for two years), but could work for a guesthouse? If you don’t use the cover material, you could get a company to suck it out with a vacuum pump. I’m not sure what they would do with it if there’s cover material in, haven’t asked.

The toilets in the Silvermine nature reserve is (similar to) the Enviro-Loo (

Urine diversion

At first I was all like, this is way too much effort and the urine has good nutrients for what I’m going to grow in the waste and it’s not a big deal and all, but in a dry toilet where things don’t drain away, it’s actually a lot of liquid (or it’s all my beer…) and it did get a bit of a musty, damp kind of a smell, and it’s heavy to carry all that stuff once the bucket is full. I didn’t feel like emptying out my drum twice as often either. So I would also highly recommend a urine diversion of some sort as the liquids fill up the thing very quickly, and could make it rot. And it’s epic fertiliser. I haven’t optimised this part yet, I’m squatting over a small ~8L bucket at the moment, and then when it’s full-ish (about once a week, twice a week if I’ve been working at home all week) I dilute it about one part to 10 parts water and water the plants. Guys are encouraged to pee in the garden. For (shy) guys a urinal is probably going to be a great thing, but I’ll probably just make a separate drum for those who prefer to sit (due to anatomy or otherwise). As a sitter, you could pee in the garden as well, but then I’d suggest not wearing underwear and wearing flowy skirts, if you want to do it with any grace.

Go high(-priced) or go low(-priced)

For single people, you can probably get away with doing whatever you like. For multiple people, the recommendations from e.g. Chris Buckley(UKZN) is either the permaculture solution ( a sortof raised long-drop, with sawdust – I saw this in Ladismith, the one in the Western Cape, at Berg-en-Dal) or the Separett, which is the creme de la creme of toilets with the princely price tag to match.

  1. The cheap version: a Urine diversion (UD) pedestal with a chamber underneath the floor and emptied from the rear (needs to be against an outside wall with external composting, or
  2. The expensive ‘just make it all go away’ Separett toilet, which can sit on the slab, with external composting. The Separett is from Sweden and would need to be imported but is less effort once installed.

Your final choice is more about what do you want to do – how many people, how do you want to deal with the stuff afterwards…

Does it smell?

Yes and no. If you don’t look after it, it might smell bad. It won’t smell like bleach, because killing all living things in the vicinity will defeat the whole point of using biological systems to manage your waste (we’re working with eco-SYSTEMS. Systems need multiple partners. Don’t kill them). It smells of your cover material, pine sawdust or plant clippings (which I find pleasant). It can smell like the soil just before the rain. So it smells natural, and for some people that means it smells bad because the toilet doesn’t have that synthetic perfume smell (a housemate used to call the spray can ‘shitty lilies’. Touche), they don’t have a smell that we’ve been trained to think smells ‘clean’. If you’re one of those people, good luck, you’ll just have to hold it in at my place.

Looking after it means:

  • Don’t drown it in liquid. If it can’t dry out and it doesn’t have air, it gets anaerobic (rots). It’s the sulphur, apparently.
  • Adding a cover material (hand full for taking a shit, a sprinkling for a wee) makes a big difference here, and I think the smaller bucket size (removed more often) may help too.
  • Ventilation can take the smell away, and urine diversion helps too. It keeps flies away too. With my EcoSan I didn’t have flies (but I did have a gecko family living in the gappy wendy house set-up), but I do have an occasional fly with my current setup (when perfect is too good). To be optimised. The ducks dig it though.
  • Once a month, for a menstruating female, it gets a shock overload – a whackload of nutrients. It can smell a bit more earthy than usual. Still beats having to while away time in the bathroom, covering evidence with toilet paper, while the white ceramic flush toilet flushes and flushes and flushes the blood from the menstrual cup (doesn’t really do big dumps well either). Gosh I hate flush toilets. Just chuck double the usual cover material in (two hands full).
  • Don’t throw anything non-organic in there, but anything organic goes – it’s like a compost heap: Can an earthworm eat it? (There are worm systems too – Otter’s Bend has a nice system based on a flush toilet)  Then it can go in, no worries about blockages! Empty toilet rolls, toilet paper, tissues are fine. Newspaper works too. Straw’s good. Another reason why I think menstrual pads and tampons are dumb, but I put them in there too if I have to. But really, menstrual cups for the win. Fungi seem to cope with the occasional foreign organic object, but try to minimise this.

Sometimes it smells funny just because. Your bugs (the bacteria that gives the rain-soil smell, I think, not sure) got unhappy. The bugs that eat the sulphur stuff and fart a lot got the upper hand. I would like to get to a point where I know how to deal with this (I think throwing in a tub of yogurt could work to rebalance it, haven’t had the opportunity to need to fix it again yet), and I would like to see if fragrant oils like Poopourri can help, but when this happens, which isn’t often (less than monthly, for sure), I just drown it in cover material, sorts it out quick-quick (there’s a reason for that: organic (as in, rich in carbon, low in nitrogen and phosphorous) compounds gives energy to help the good bugs recover. Absorbing liquid is a bonus.

The bottom line

(I love all these puns I can just throw around)

There’s a lot of work done on this, and so many practitioners and experts and NGO’s and Bill Gates and stuff. But I don’t think anyone really has it figured out. There’s a lot of taboo, and there’s a LOT of patronising going on (WE will teach you how to shit like a civilised person). There’s a lot of tech-heavy narrow-minded approaches, there’s a lot of expectation, sometimes how bad it’s going to be (the number one comment I get as people come into my bathroom, or go to the sewage works is ‘but it doesn’t smell?’ .. No, well maintained systems don’t smell. Perhaps earthy, yes, but not that shitty last-day of a festival’s porta-loo smells.) and sometimes that someone else will take care of it. I think we’re at a time of crisis – of governance, of environment, of economics – that we just can’t trust expectations. Let’s experiment. Keep safe, wash your hands, think, do some research, but experiment. Let me know how you’re doing, let’s help each other out.

The Earthworks article is the Jan/Feb 2017 edition, issue 36. The online version doesn’t have the pics.

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